"Parking ENFORCEMENT ARE LITERALLY THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!" -ME

I can't believe for the almost 5 years of me driving, I got my first ticket and it wasn't even my fault. Well it was, I was on Robertson shopping and as I'm heading out towards my truck, I realize that some short old fat fugly bitch is writing near my car. As I rush trying to make sure I didn't drop my Red Gummy Bear Jamba (you gotta try it, it's the best) I quickly point out to her that I had just put a quarter in and I should have about 4 minutes left. She said hey it's too late, don't worry, you can afford it.

WHAT A PRICK! How can you ruin my weekend so nonchalantly? Whatever though, I got over it quickly (yea right, screw her), gettin ready for my crazy weekend planned. Where will you be?

This is too eerily similar to you know what. It's crazy that it's exactly one month after as well. Accident or not, it just seems a little too much like a coincidence. But either way, I'm no conspiracy theory type of guy so I would just like to send condolences to all of the families affected and if you have been living under a rock today check out this link: NEWS!

"I've got so much saggy skin on my stomach. I might fit into jeans, but trust me, I look really awful naked."

- Victoria Beckham tells the Australian edition of Harper's Bazaar

Wow what denim will do to the world!!

I have been having random early morning days lately, kinda strange but oh well. I've been actually spending time looking at different sites online and catching up on the news and things are just well...

I hardly could really care less about Anna Nicole whatever her name is but this chicks life is seriously out of a soap opera or old Springer episode. It can't be this screwed up but look at it for yourself: http://perezhilton.com/topics/anna_nicole_smith/

I am happy to hear about anyone doing something for the troops in Iraq and all of that but umm this is just beyond weird: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060928/people_nm/cher_dc_2


I'm what you would call strange loll, I can't eat breakfast food during normal breakfast hours (8-11), and I really like the Killers right now lolll. Now I realized that putting syrup in each square of my waffles (it really is lol) I saw this pic of these weird siblings and realized that anytime someone puts out a show that means something, problem is that one of those people aren't me.